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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

15.06.2025 05:07

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Do you know what she said mum?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Can you explain the ongoing conflict between Palestine and Israel? Why does it appear that Israel has been more successful in the conflict?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What do you mean son?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

What! how could you do that?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

True - how I loved my mum!

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.